Holiday Cheer!

Alright, I know how badly I've been failing this blog over the past few months. It's completely my fault. College is teaching me how to time-manage, but I'm still working out a few kinks.

So, without further ado, I present you with your first gift of the holiday season.

PAJAMAGRAMS! I should warn you that this infomercial is kind of raunchy. I should also warn you that this commercial would be much more raunchy if it wasn't so idiotic.



First off, HOW CREEPY ARE THESE GUYS? Just look at their expressions while they're staring down those pajama models. "Aw yeah...yeah, that's right...you wear those pajamas." You'd think they were lonely ax murderers at a strip club. (By the way, pajamagrams also sells strip kits on their website! So you can bring the strip club right into the comfort of your own home. Oh yes.)

And then there's that opening line. Does it get any better than "sexy" jazz music and "there's only one gift that's guaranteed to get women to take their clothes off?"

Guess what it is.

No, seriously. Guess.

Nope, that's not it, although points for creativity! Lighting her clothes on fire with your new flamethrower would definitely get the clothes off one way or another, but that's too much of a liability for our company. Try again.

Still can't guess it? I'll give you a hint. A pair of banana brothers on a children's television show wore these.

You know what? Forget it. I'll just tell you. It's PAJAMAS!!!!

Er...yeah....Receiving a pair of pajamas surely causes women to walk through the house while doing a striptease. Right?

Seriously, though, I'm going to stop here with the comments. Why, you ask? Go back and look at that commercial. Do I NEED to say anything more about it? Other than it wins the seal of approval for creepiest commercials ever aired?

Well?

Yeah, that's what I thought.