Dirt and Disorder: SVU

"Detective Clean, it seems our precinct has overlooked a very serious problem."
"That's not possible, Captain Detergent. What could we have missed? We have the best cleaning products in the country."
"Apparently not. Watch this video." (don't bother watching all of it. I would recommend you only watch up to 1:45, skip the testimonials up to 2:20 then end at 3:30, for the most economical viewing.)



"That guy? Geez, is he still around?"
"Shut up and pay attention. This is important."
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"I can think of a lot dirtier words than 'bagless.'"
"That's beside the point, detective. The point is that we swore a long time ago to clean up these streets, and what have we done? We've just been picking up the scum and tossing it back out."
"Is it really as bad as all that?"
"You bet it is! Will you listen for once in your life? Take a look at all that dirt in that canister, just wafting into the air. With the Oreck, you can vacuum with a baby in your hands and not risk it getting diseases. That's real power, Detective. Don't you wish you could take the next step to keep this place germ-free?"
"You've got a point, Captain. I guess I never thought of it that way."
"So do we have an agreement?"
"Yeah. Yeah, we do."
"That's what I like to hear."
"I wonder what the surprise gift is?"
"Eh, I didn't bother watching that far."