Chuck Norris Approved?

Who needs infomercials when you have Chuck Norris?
But wait...why choose when you can have BOTH?!
(I promise to refrain from any Chuck Norris jokes in this post...even if I have to physically restrain myself...)

That's right! It's the Total Gym Workout!
I don't need to say anything about this infomercial, of course, because it's Chuck Norris endorsing this product! Chuck Norris cannot be described by my meager wit and sarcasm....



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But...
Wait a minute, is that Chuck Norris endorsing this product? Because it seems like...well, it kind of seems like there's a new Chuck Norris in town. They say behind every great man is an even greater woman, so what happens when the woman decides to take over? (Well, my guess is it looks a lot like THAT. Right, Gena?)

I'm stricken with sudden fear. Is there a greater entity in the celebriverse? Could it be that there is a greater one than Chuck Norris?!

Poor guy, trying to get a word in edgewise. (Methinks I hear the sound of a distant crack of a whip.)

By the way, anyone reading this should go to google and type in "find chuck norris". DO NOT CLICK SEARCH. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky." It'll brighten your day. :)