Monday, August 17, 2009

Part 3: For the hideous and grotesque.

This infomercial makes me feel great about myself. Don't you think this one's a real confidence booster?




Are your feet too gruesome to be seen by human eyes? Do people run screaming at the sight of those lumps of deceased and decaying flesh? Are you afraid to wear SEXY SANDALS?!

That's okay! We've got a solution! Try the PedEgg and turn your scaly steppers into fabulous feet! Fabulous SEXY feet! Don't mind the fact that your foot shavings being dumped in the trash is a sight more gagworthy than brushing off toenail clippings from the edge of your bed. Your feel will look FANTASTIC!

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Honestly, this commercial just kind of grosses me out. Way to bring out the horrific nature of nasty feet, PedEgg advertisers.

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