...to have so clearly inspired today's product.
Today, I'm getting back into the swing of things with these seemingly jungle-dweller-inspired shower wraps.
The first time I saw this, I honestly thought that I had just been flashed about four times over until they finally showed that the woman trying to wrap her towel was actually wearing undergarments. (So did she shower in her bra? I’m confused. It’s almost like those people in the Get A Grip commercial who are already wrapped in their towels when they need to get out of the shower.)
But potential wardrobe-malfunctions aside, this commercial makes me want to run up and down flights of stairs with my arms raised triumphantly over my head. Why, you ask? Did you HEAR that music? (I'm sensing a potential theme for Rocky 7: Post-Apocalypse and He's Still Going!)
Oh wait, now it's changed to some sort of tropical easy listening music. Now I just want to frolic on the beach with my significant other while wrapped in a towel. Because that's not weird or embarassing at all.
I think this infomercial is going to start a revolution -- a wearable towel revolution. Now everyone is going to wear towels everywhere! While getting the paper, bathing the baby, walking the dog, reading magazines, picking up hot chicks in bikinis, swinging through the jungle on vines while conversing with apes, going to work, shopping for appliances, going to a second cousin's bar mitzvah, changing lightbulbs, attending the theater, taking a pottery class, or maybe just schmoozing at a funeral. Every occasion is completely appropriate for wearable towels! That's why they come in an amazing variety of three different colors! (Red, white, and blue for all you patriots out there!) That's like one for every day of the week!
Now if you'll all excuse me, I have to go out and buy a Wearable Towel for my brother's wedding.
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