Awkward...

Having trouble with car seatbelt traps cutting into your body? Do you find yourself digging around in the backseat for anything soft that could ease the pain of those pesky, constricting, life-saving contraptions they make you use?

Well, obviously the makers of this wonderful product did. How ELSE would they have come to the conclusion....



...that everyone wants a cuddly, spray-cheese-in-a-can-colored teddy bear to solve the problem?

I have nothing wrong with this product. In fact, I think it's great! Why? Let me list a few reasons.

1) First off, that name is ALMOST really awkward, but thankfully the voice-over man knows how to spell. Otherwise, people might mishear that it's called the TIDDY bear.

2) Wrapping a piece of soft fabric with velcro around your seatbelt is just lame. I mean, beady-eyed stuffed animals are so much more fashionable.

3) I often have uncomfortable pressure that needs alleviating...on my chest?

4) It's so cute and TOTALLY not creepy the way those little bears grope whatever area they happen to be secured to, not to mention burying their faces in your skin.

5) The Tiddy Bear stays where you want it. Right where you want it.

6) It's not all happy and smiley like those other stuffed animal seatbelt holders. The Tiddy Bear's serious expression let's me know that it is very serious about its job. Or angry and discontented, but that's just even better!

7) I often feel very lonely when I drive, but now I've got the Tiddy Bear to rest on my shoulder and whisper sweet nothings into my ear. It makes my other personalities feel so much more valid!

.....um, yeah.
Does anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable watching this infomercial?